144. The only benefit complaining has is to reduce your happiness to the level of an rock someone just took a dump on. Complaining is a disease and the only known cure is a spanking which too many people enjoy nowadays.

145. If you complain you are insane. Complaining doesn’t make sense. It’s illogical, irrational, unreasonable and a waste of time because it doesn’t accomplish anything except to raise your blood pressure and kill your next door neighbors which is a benefit if you don’t like them. Complaining has physical, metal, emotional and spiritual benefits people are still hunting for. Complaining fouls the air around you and is unpalatable. Complainers have lots of friends who never visit them. Complaining and misery live in the same house, and it’s a hell house– living death. Complaining is entertainment for some people and the ticket will cost them all of their happiness.

146. Gripping, bellyaching, squawking and bitching about something that happened in the past (you were born) is happening (you’re slowly molding) or will definitely happen (if you live too long you’ll be in diapers again) is loony, loopy and nuts. What value does it have? And if you complain about what might happen, you are certifiably nuts and will be youtube sensation.

147. Instead of complaining, accept your reality in the moment: If you’re sick, you’re sick. If you lost your job, you lost your job. If you can’t pay your bills, you can’t pay your bills, and if you’re balding, get a toupee. Learn from your experiences and work to have better experiences but quit boobing about it. No one likes boobs except babies (ok...that may not be true).

148. When you stop whimpering, sniveling and blubbering, people will like you again. Your family will enjoy being around you again. You will glow with positive energy and your health will improve and you may like you again when you're asleep.

149. If you refuse to accept life for what it is, and instead complain about what it isn’t, your reward is pain. Stop expecting life to be what it isn’t. If you don’t stop, life will kick your butt over and over and over again until it finally kicks your butt into a premature grave that even the worms won’t visit because you're pure poison.

150. If you desire to be at peace and enjoy all that is life, how will that desire be fulfilled when you think life sucks because it doesn’t go your way (and most of life will definitely go some other way...which is why you complaining about it pisses those people off).

151. You will be on earth about eighty years, that’s all. Just eighty years and it’s over, and it won’t be long before you’re a memory, an unpleasant memory, and thereafter, a forgotten memory, like you never existed. Try not to be a a sucky memory, try not to be remembered as the world’s most accomplished complainer.

152. It is NOT complaining when you point out problems that need solutions or give constructive criticism–however, it is complaining if you do it to demean, ridicule, embarrass or foul the air around you to attract flies to your dying dead life so you won't be too lonely.