( to read introduction and paragraphs 1-116
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117. You are NOT your mind. Your mind is NOT you. Your mind IS a tool. DON’T BE ITS FOOL.

118. The demanding voice you hear in your head is coming from your untrained mind-brain (whether it’s own thoughts or thoughts it picked up or thoughts projected to it). Your mind is a “separate entity” living inside you, and, the real you has to deal with it. Your mind was given a name at birth. It is the name you answer to, but the mind is NOT the real you. Your mind only knows what it has learned. Your mind’s job is to follow its program. Your mind is only at peace and happy when working to achieve its programmed objectives and goals. Your mind has an appetite. Your mind seeks to please itself. Your mind always wants more. Your mind loves to rule you. Your mind is demanding. Your mind uses you to satisfy ITSELF. Your mind does not like you when you go against its wishes. Your mind is like an unruly child. Your mind wants what it wants and it will make you miserable if it doesn’t get what it wants NOW! Your mind gets irritated, upset, angry and violent when you challenge or oppose it. Your mind only cares about YOU as long as you are its faithful servant. Your mind is egotistical, self-centered, selfish, vain, prideful and arrogant. Your mind is sneaky, conniving, scheming, a con artist, deceptive and a liar. Your mind has a temper and it throws fits and makes scenes to get its way. Your mind broods, frets, worries, gets concerned, anxious, apprehensive, nervous, afraid and has regrets. Your mind sulks, pouts, mopes, stews, brews, whimpers, weeps, cries, balls, howls, shouts, yells, screams and shrieks. Your mind is THE CRYBABY and if you have NOT trained it YOU are most certainly its lackey, junkie and goffer. HOWEVER, if you have trained your mind, it is YOUR SERVANT AND BEST FRIEND until it gets Alzheimer and Dementia and then you and your mind are screwed.

119. If you want to get even with, or torture your vampire-ogre-mind or discover its dark nature deny it a cherished need, want or desire. Try not eating for ten days. It will rise to the challenge. At first it will dismiss your idea, hoping you’re not serious. If it thinks you are serious, it will denounce your efforts and point out all the reasons why that’s a bad idea. If you persist, it will plead with you, and if that doesn’t work, it will call you names seldom heard at a sailor’s convention. If you still persist, it will get serious, and that’s when all hell breaks lose and you’ll discover what a delightful devil it can be and just exactly whose boss. It’s an exciting ride on the wild side. Give it a shot. “Lock & Load!”

120. Beware of the vampire-ego-ogre mind and its many voices. Especially the voice that tells you it’s OK to go on a beer diet as long as you drink and smoke while practicing road-rage.