31. If you’re not at peace with what you have, you won’t be at peace with what you get.

32. If you want someone to love you for the emotionally explosive self-centered opinionated person you are, look in the yellow pages under “Unhappy People”, or go home where they may still love for approximately three days.

33. If you’ve bought a new bicycle and still can’t get a date, try working harder to be even more successful.

34. What does an Independent-Self-Aware-Energy-Intelligence (infinitesimally and infinitely we are that) want to avoid more than anything else (even at the price of its very existence)? Tedium, boredom and bad hair days!

35. If the quest of life is not joy, peace, happiness and pleasure then perhaps it is sorrow, fear, sadness and pain (either will do during a boredom emergency).

36. Opportunity to learn and expand, to test oneself, adventure into the unknown, mystery, suspense, excitement, chance, fortune, luck, gamble, challenge, risk, hazard and danger, these are the spices-of-life that make life and existence worth living, and without them, no Independent-Self-Self-Aware-Energy-Intelligence would want to continue to live, unless there’s free chocolate.

37. What is YOUR purpose in life? If you don’t choose one you’ll fulfill it anyway but won’t realize it until you’re in diapers again in an old folks home wishing you would die before you fill it again.

38. What is THE purpose of life? There are over a thousand philosophical, metaphysical, New Age and theological choices each claiming to be the one and only true circus. You can choose any clown outfit that appeals to you.

39. If you want to enjoy life, go along to get along unless it’s wrong. How do you know something is wrong for you? It makes you feel bad. When you say, or don’t say, or do, or don’t do, something, and it makes you feel bad, that’s a sure sign you’re right–it’s wrong. In this you can rust your feelings. Everyone else pays cash.

40. The irrational, illogical and volatile zit-fit-nutty-side of human nature is legendary throughout the universe, and there is not a chance in this wacky world that man’s animal nature is going change while the earth’s nature is dog eat dog where’s the mustard.