6. When you were an infant your body screamed when it was uncomfortable. Now as an adult you scream when your thoughts make you uncomfortable. Most people blame it on the world but we all know it’s the Jone’s fault for trying to make us keep up with them (“Dammit...now I won’t be satisfied until I get a new car and my wife gets a boob job. I need to move next door to a poor ugly Jones family whose mom has a flat-chest).

7. Humans are the universe’s most outrageously entertaining species to ever appear in 3D reality. They are funny, goofy, loony, wackadoodle, illogical and nonsensical, but otherwise quite nuts. How can you not love them? OK...we can probably do without the boring ones....and the politicians and.....

8. Are you ready to live on a world where your every thought and word becomes reality in an instant? Imagine thinking, “Life sucks!” and suddenly you’re sucked through the air trying to think how to unsuck yourself. Are you ready to live on a world where your every emotion materializes what you feel instantly? Imagine feeling afraid that you might hit your thumb with a hammer and immediately you hit your thumb with a hammer. If you do not yet control your thoughts and emotions being a carpenter is a bad idea.

HUMANS SEEK PLEASURE, HAPPINESS, JOY,
PEACE AND COMFORT,
AND WHEN THEY ACHIEVE THEM
THEY KILL THEM
WITH WORRY, FEAR OR A HANGOVER.

Trying to be a little less human might be a good idea.

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