1. Since what you think determines much of what your life will be like, try not to give it much thought. It probably isn’t that important, so you can ignore the counsel that “As a man thinketh so is he,” and the truth that, “Raise-up a child in the way that he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it,” because we all know it’s what women think that shapes men’s lives. So....never try to control your mind’s thoughts (nor your emotions from which they spring) because joy, peace and happiness are probably way over rated. I mean seriously, who wants to be joyful, at peace and happy all the time. People like that are such a pain in unhappy people’s exhaust hole. So don’t be a pain. Join the mess, I mean masses, who never give a thought to controlling their thoughts–just let churches, government and schools do it. I mean seriously, what could go wrong?

2. During challenging experiences you might think life was designed to personally torment and torture you, but it wasn’t. It was designed to torment and torture everyone, but not everyone boobs about it.

2. You only get one body so you might want to take care of it just in case your life depends on it.

3. Expect the best, be at peace with the rest and redouble your efforts when something doesn’t work the way you wanted it to or just quit and join complainers anonymous where you anonymously say, “Hi. My name is George. I’m a quitter. Where are the cookies?”

4. Life does not exist to please you. And if you ask, “Then whose job is it?” it might be time to get potty-trained or learn to change your own diaper.

5. When life kicks your butt instead of kissing it and you go nuts and cry about it, you’re human (that may not be a compliment).

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