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Subject: The Mid Week by ZAP from "The Office of Poofness''
From: "The Office of Poofness" <2goforth@humanus.ca>
Date: Thu, April 13, 2017 9:13 am

Zap Says

HI ALL

CONTINUING THE GOOD NEWS, THE 72 HOUR ADMINISTRATIVE HOLD HAS FINISHED, AND THE FUNDS ARE ALL NICE AND USABLE. EXCEPT THEY FOUND A GREAT WAY TO KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR POCKETS OVER EASTER. THEY TOOK A COUPLE OF SICK DAYS AND NOW THEY ARE AWAY ON EASTER HOLIDAYS. I FIGURE THIS WAS JUST THEIR WAY OF LEGALLY DELAYING US THIS LAST BIT. I HAVE A FEW CHOICE DESCRIPTIVE FOR THEM, NONE COMPLIMENTARY. REMEMBER THAT WHEN A BANK CAN DELAY LARGE FUNDS, THEY CAN ACTUALLY USE THEM OVERNIGHT ON THE SWEEPS AND GAIN 3 TO 5% OVERNIGHT. IMAGINE THE RETURN ON SAY A BILLION DOLLARS. MAKES SENSE RIGHT?

HOWEVER, SINCE THE FUNDS ARE MOVABLE NOW AND WE KNOW THIS, A WEEKEND WILL NOT BE A GREAT PAIN, EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT RELY ON US TO HELP WITH FOOD, SHELTER AND MEDICAL, AND THAT IS A BIG ONE. IT IS NOT EASY KEEPING PEOPLE AFLOAT AND STABLE, ESPECIALLY THE MEDICAL STUFF. HOWEVER, WE WILL GET THROUGH IT I HAVE FAITH.

WITH THE RELEASE AND USABILITY OF THE FUNDS, WE CAN GET TO WORK. SO, NEXT WEEK WE EXPECT FIRST FUNDS TO ARRIVE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK TO OUR CORPORATE ACCOUNTS. WE WILL BE WORKING ON THE BASE INFRASTRUCTURE IN SETTING UP THE OFFICES AND ENTERING INTO THE LEASE AGREEMENT. WE FOUND A WONDERFUL OFFICE SPACE IN A “GREEN” BUILDING WHICH IS VERY EFFICIENT WHILE MINIMIZING THE POLLUTION FACTORS.

SINCE THE SPACE IS CURRENTLY EMPTY, IT IS READY FOR IMMEDIATE OCCUPATION AND WE WILL PUSH TO BEGIN ACTIVITY WITHIN A WEEK OR MAYBE TWO AT THE MOST. STAFFING WILL TAKE ANOTHER 10 DAYS I WOULD GUESS, AND THE TELEPHONE LINES WILL ALSO TAKE AT LEAST THAT LONG TO BE BOOKED, INSTALLED AND BECOME USABLE.

THESE ARE THE FIRST BASIC MOVES WE HAVE TO ACCOMPLISH, BUT THE ACTUAL FUNDING OF THE PROJECTS WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THE FUNDS IN OUR ACCOUNTS. THESE FIRST CRITICAL PROJECTS AND THE CRITICAL RELIEF FILES WE HAVE WILL BE THE FIRST RECIPIENTS OF FUNDS FROM US. WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO ADDRESS ALL OTHERS AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN, BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH AS SUCH A SET UP TAKES TIME.

WE EXTEND OUR GREAT THANKS TO THOSE THAT HAVE SUPPORTED OUR EFFORTS OVER THE YEARS, AND WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO REPORT THESE FIRST STEPS WE ARE ABOUT TO TAKE TO ENABLE THE RECONSTRUCTION PROJECTS. THE RESUMES THAT YOU HAVE SENT IN ARE GOING TO BE ANSWERED BY OUR HUMAN RESOURCES TEAM, AND ALL PROJECT SUBMISSIONS WILL ALSO BE ANSWERED AND THEIR TRACKING NUMBERS ISSUED. THOSE WITH TRACKING NUMBERS ALREADY WILL BE FUNDED FIRST OF COURSE, AND ALL OTHERS ACCORDING TO THE DATE THEY HAVE SUBMITTED.

EMAILS WILL BE SENT TO ALL SUBMISSIONS TO ESTABLISH PROPER CONTACT AND ASSIGNMENT OF THE PROJECT MANAGERS TO PROVIDE CLOSE SUPPORT TO THE PROJECT.

STAFFING IS CRITICAL TO THESE OPERATIONS, SO THE MAJORITY OF OUR IMMEDIATE TIME WILL BE SPENT ON INTERVIEWS AND EMPLOYMENT ACTIVITIES. TRAINING OF OUR STAFF IS IMPORTANT, AND THAT WILL TAKE SOME TIME.

ALL RELIEF FILES FOR THOSE IN CRITICAL NEED WILL BE DONE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, AND WE HAVE THE FOUNDATION PAPERWORK ALL READY AND SET TO BE REGISTERED AND ACCOUNTS OPENED. WHEN WE HAVE THE ACCOUNTABILITY AND TRACKING SYSTEM DONE FOR THE FOUNDATION, WE WILL RECEIVE THE SPECIAL RELIEF FUNDS FROM THE TRUST AND BEGIN PROVIDING THE MEDICAL AND OTHER HELP SO DESPERATELY NEEDED BY THE ONES WE KNOW ABOUT, AND I AM SURE THERE WILL BE MANY OTHERS TO CONSIDER VERY SHORTLY.

PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE NOT A WELFARE SYSTEM, BUT IF A RELIEF CASE IS WARRANTED, THE FOUNDATION BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL MAKE THOSE DECISIONS AND PROVIDE HELPING HANDS. WE ARE STRICTLY PROJECT DRIVEN AND THAT IS OUR ONLY FOCUS.

ALSO PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE FIRST PROJECTS TO BE DONE WILL BE THE ONES THAT DEAL WITH THE FUKUSHIMA CLEANUP, CHILDREN, SENIORS AND WATER. OTHER SECTORS WILL BE DONE OF COURSE, BUT PROJECTS THAT ARE CENTERED ON THE FOCUS OF THESE ACTIVITIES WILL BE FIRST IN LINE OF PRIORITY. THEY COME FIRST, NOT A RESORT OR SOME LUCRATIVE DEAL.

THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF FUNDING AVAILABLE IS IN DIRECT PROPORTION TO THE AMOUNT REQUIRED BY THE PROJECTS. THE SYSTEM WE HAVE WORKED OUT WITH THE TRUST IS THAT WE ESTIMATE A MONTH’S NEEDS FOR THE PROJECTS THAT ARE TO BE DONE, AND THE TRUST ALLOCATES THESE FUNDS. PROJECTS WILL RECEIVE THE FUNDS FROM THE TRUST PAYMASTER DIRECTLY ACCORDING TO THE APPROVED BUDGET FOR THEM. WE BELIEVE THIS METHODOLOGY WILL WORK WELL AND PROVIDE TRACKING AND GOVERNANCE PROPERLY.

WE HAVE SPENT MANY YEARS OF HARD WORK TO BUILD THIS MECHANISM FOR FUNDING PROJECTS, AND WITH THESE FIRST FUNDS, WE ARE GOING LIVE. THIS IS NO LONGER A MATTER OF IF, BUT WHEN. OUR AGREEMENTS WITH THE TRUST AND SISTER FOUNDATIONS ARE ALL IN PLACE, AND THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN RELEASED FOR THIS PURPOSE. THIS IS TRULY A MILESTONE FOR ALL OF YOU AND US AS WE GET TO THE WORK THAT AWAITS US ALL.

OUR ORGANIZATION, BEING STRICTLY SERVICE ORIENTED, WILL ENABLE ALL GLOBAL PROJECTS TO BE PROVIDED FOR THROUGH THIS TRUST MECHANISM. NO PROJECT IS TOO SMALL OR TOO BIG, AS LONG AS IT ADHERES TO THE TENET OF DOING NO HARM. OUR HUMANITY WILL BREATHE WITH THIS TYPE OF MECHANISM IN PLACE WHERE A GOOD PROJECT WILL NOT BE REFUSED BECAUSE OF FINANCIAL ISSUES OR INCOMPLETE BUSINESS PLAN. THE MONEY IS THERE FOR THE PROJECTS, AND THIS BLESSING WILL EXTEND TO ALL GOOD PROJECTS THAT PASS COMPLIANCE.

OUR SECURITY DEPARTMENT WILL BE DOING THE DUE DILIGENCE ON ALL PROJECT PROPONENTS TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO NASTIES WITH THEIR HANDS OUT FOR BAD PURPOSES. THEY ARE VERY GOOD AT THIS AS SOME PROJECT PROPONENTS HAVE ALREADY BEEN IDENTIFIED AS UNACCEPTABLE. IN ESSENCE, TERRORISTS AND OTHER BAD GUYS NEED NOT APPLY.

ON A SIDE NOTE, OUR SECURITY HAS BEEN LOOKING AT MR. HELP-THE-WORLD-BY-POSTING-PICTURES-OF-TARA-ON-FACEBOOK-AND-BLAME-ZAP-FOR-DOING-IT. THEY ARE WORLD CLASS IN SUCH MATTERS, AND HAVE FOUND A FEW THINGS THAT I CAN SHARE A BIT WITH YOU.

THEY HAVE FOUND THAT WILLIAM ZOLA DID NOT DO IT. HE CAN HONESTLY SAY HE DID NOT POST THE PICTURES. WHAT HE DID (HE IS SO CLEVER) HE SENT THEM TO A BUDDY OF HIS (OUT OF HIS ALMOST 50 PEOPLE NETWORK OF “BASH ZAP” FOLKS) IN OHIO, AND HIS BUDDY POSTED THEM. YES, WE KNOW WHO ALL OF YOU ARE NOW THANKS TO WILLIAM AND HIS GENEROUS ALLOWANCE OF GIVING YOU THE PICTURES. SO HE CAN HONESTLY CLAIM HE DID NOT DO IT. SECURITY KNOWS OTHERWISE WILLIAM ZOLA. NOTHING YOU DO CAN BE HIDDEN NOW FROM THEIR SIGHT. YOU CAN EITHER INFORM YOUR FRIEND TO TAKE THEM DOWN, OR STAND BEFORE SOMEONE EXPLAINING YOURSELF. DIAPERS WILL NOT BE PROVIDED. YOUR CHOICE.

KNOW THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE HURT THE FAMILIES TO AN EXTENT YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF, JUST SO YOU COULD POINT A FINGER AT ME AND CALL ME A BAD GUY.

YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT YOU HAVE THE INTELLECTUAL AGILITY OF A SMALL SOAP DISH. ANYWAYS, YOUR NOTICE IS GIVEN, AND THE REST IS UP TO YOU. I DID NOT NEED TO WARN YOU, BUT THE INFORMATION FROM SECURITY IS MINE TO DISSEMINATE.

YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO DO THE RIGHT THING. SO DO THE RIGHT THING AND ALSO GET YOUR BUDDY OUT OF HOT WATER. WILLIAM’S BUDDY: TAKE THEM DOWN PLEASE. THE FAMILY HAS SUFFERED BECAUSE OF YOUR WILLINGNESS TO FOLLOW WILLIAM’S IDEA OF POSTING.

IN ENDING THIS WEEK’S MESSAGE, ONE THING THAT I WISH TO MENTION IS THE PROMISES I HAVE MADE THROUGH THIS PERIOD TO BOTH PROJECTS AND PEOPLE IN NEED THAT WHEN I HAVE FUNDS I WILL HELP. THIS REMAINS TRUE. I DO NOT LIE AS YOU HAVE COME TO KNOW, AND DO MY BEST TO DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP OTHERS, MANY TIMES AT MY PERIL – BUT THIS PART OF ME I CAN NOT CHANGE AND I GUESS I COULD BE CALLED A SOFT TOUCH AND HAVE KINDNESS MISTAKEN FOR WEAKNESS. I DON’T MIND. THE POINT HERE IS THAT I WILL NOW BE ABLE TO FULFILL THESE PROMISES OF HELP.

IS THERE A CATCH? YES THERE IS.

THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN PROMISED THIS HELPING HAND, AND BECAUSE THEY DID NOT GET SOME MONEY FROM ME RIGHT AWAY OR A YEAR LATER BECAUSE OF ALL THE ISSUES WE HAVE GONE THROUGH, I SAY TO YOU “WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES, THEN TELL ME I AM A 1) SCAMMER 2) FRAUDSTER) 3 CON MAN 4) AHOLE 5) LIAR 6) (FILL IN BLANK HERE)”. YOU MAY BE HARD PRESSED TO DO SO AFTER THAT MILE.

SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THE FACT THAT I HAVE WORKED THESE YEARS WITH THE TRUST AND MANY OTHERS TO ENABLE THESE FUNDS TO BE AVAILABLE FOR SUCH PURPOSES, AND HAVE TURNED AND STARTED BASHING ME FOR NOT GETTING YOU SOME RELIEF FUNDS RIGHT AWAY, I WILL CONFIRM MY PROMISE TO YOU THAT YOU WILL IN FACT RECEIVE THEM. THE AMOUNT YOU ALREADY KNOW SO I WILL NOT SAY IT HERE. I WILL HONOR MY WORD. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT. HOWEVER (HERE IS THE CATCH):

DO NOT SUBMIT ANY PROJECT. IT WILL NOT BE DONE.

DO NOT ASK FOR ANY MORE MONEY FROM ME, AS YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE IT.

BUT DO HAVE A GOOD LIFE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HELP ME HELP OTHERS.

GOD BLESS, WE ALL LOVE YOU, AND DO HELP ME HELP OTHERS. WHEN FUNDING ARRIVES AND WE BEGIN THE WORK, THE LANDSCAPE WILL CHANGE.

IN DETERMINED GRATITUDE

LOVE AND LIGHT

IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

“GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE”

“BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH”

APRIL 12, 2017

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