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Subject: GLOBAL CALL
From: "The Office of Poofness" <2goforth@humanus.ca>
Date: Wed, January 25, 2017 9:36 pm

Zap Says

HI ALL

WE HAVE MADE IT. I COULD NOT SAY MUCH BEFORE, AND THERE ARE STILL A FEW DAYS LEFT WHERE I CAN NOT SAY MUCH, BUT THESE LAST WEEKS HAVE BEEN REALLY STUFFED WITH ATTEMPTS TO DERAIL AND DESTROY WHAT WE ARE DOING AND THIS ONSLAUGHT HAS BECOME A VERY SERIOUS MATTER FOR MANY.

WE ARE ONE OF THE VERY FEW ORGANIZATIONS THAT ARE SO PUBLIC, AND SO OPEN WITH NOTHING HIDDEN WITH US THAT PERHAPS THIS IS SOMETHING THE OTHER SIDE CAN NOT STAND OR WORK WITH. WE CAN NOT BE BOUGHT. WE CAN NOT BE INFLUENCED. AND WE WILL NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL HARM.

OVER THE LAST TWO WEEKS, WE HAVE BEEN AWAITING THE FINAL RELEASE DOCUMENTS. THEY WERE DONE, BUT THE CONSTANT DELAYS BY THE BANKERS OF NOT SHOWING UP FOR THE SIGNING OF DOCUMENTS, OR TAKING SICK LEAVE, OR JUST PLAIN REFUSING TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THEY WERE “INSTRUCTED” BY THEIR SUPERIORS HAS GONE A LONG WAY TO PREVENTING OUR RELEASE.

IN THE LAST DAYS, THIS SEEMED TO BE OVER AND THE FINAL DOCUMENTS WERE REDONE (THEY WERE STALE DATED NOW AS WELL). SEVERAL DAYS AGO, THEY WERE DELIVERED AT THE BANK, AND PUT INTO THE SAFE OVERNIGHT FOR THE NEXT MORNING’S RELEASE. WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS RIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIES.

THE BANKERS WENT INTO THE SAFE AND RETRIEVED THE FILE. THEY TOOK IT INTO THE BOARDROOM WITH ALL THE OTHER BANKERS AND REGULATORS AND OPENED THE FILE TO GIVE THE DOCUMENTS TO THE RECEIVING PARTY. THESE DOCUMENTS WERE ORIGINALS AND DONE ON SPECIFIC STATIONARY WITH SPECIAL SEALS AND OTHER SECURITY THINGS. HOLOGRAMS ARE TOUGH TO REPRODUCE CORRECTLY FOR EXAMPLE.

ON INSPECTION, IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT SOME OF THE VERBIAGE WAS CHANGED. ANY CHANGE ON THESE DOCUMENTS INVALIDATES THE COMPLETE FILE AND YOU HAVE TO START OVER.

SOMEBODY WENT INTO THE BANK SAFE OVERNIGHT, GOT THE ORIGINALS AND REPLACED THEM WITH FAKES. STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MOVIES.

THE CHANGES WERE CAUGHT BY THE OFFICIALS, AND AN INVESTIGATION WAS INITIATED. THE POLICE CAME AND DUSTED EVERYTHING FOR FINGERPRINTS. DOGS WERE BROUGHT IN TO SNIFF THINGS. INFRARED DEVICES AND LASERS AND METERS WERE BROUGHT OUT TO EXAMINE DOCUMENTS FORENSICALLY. IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY CAUGHT THE GUYS THAT DID IT. THEY ARE NOW GETTING FREE MEALS.

THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN REDONE AND LODGED WITH THE BANK SO WE ARE COMPLETED. THERE IS NOTHING MORE THAT CAN BE DONE EXCEPT WAIT FOR THE MONEY TO COME INTO OUR ACCOUNTS. THERE IS SO MUCH MORE TO THIS BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE MOVIE.

BUT, WE ARE DESTITUTE. CAN I ASK FOR ANOTHER VERY LARGE HELPING HAND TO GET US THROUGH TO NEXT WEEK?

I FIGURE WE WILL HAVE THE FUNDS IN OUR ACCOUNTS ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY, AS THEY ARE GOING TO THE PAYMASTER TOMORROW ACCORDING TO THE NEW SCHEDULE FROM THE BANK ITSELF.

WE DESPERATELY NEED TO SUPPORT THE HOMELESS ONES, THE HUNGRY ONES, AND YES MARY WILL NEED ANOTHER OXYGEN BOTTLE REFILL. THE ONES YOU HELPED BEFORE ARE OK, BUT THE ONES THAT WE COULD NOT DO ANYTHING FOR ARE STILL NEEDING HELP BIG TIME, SO THIS IS THE LAST GLOBAL REQUEST FOR HELPING HANDS FOR THE ONES THAT WILL BE WORKING FOR US OVER THE NEXT FEW DECADES.

THEIR APPRECIATION OF YOUR HELP IS UNTOLD AS YET, AND PLANS ARE FOR THEM TO STEP UP AND WRITE A PUBLIC THANK YOU AND IDENTIFY THEMSELVES, AND THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES. ALMOST ALL ARE WILLING TO DO THIS. THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE THAT WISH TO KEEP THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES PRIVATE AND I HAVE TO RESPECT THAT, BUT THE REST ARE VERY HAPPY TO TELL THEIR STORY. DOZENS OF THEM.

GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU. MAY THE ANGELS CARRY YOU SAFELY IN THEIR WINGS OF HOPE TO YOUR DESTINATION WHATEVER IT MAY BE. MAY THE FORCES OF LIGHT SHINE THEIR DUTY TO YOU AND GIVE YOU THE STRENGTH FOR WHAT IS TO COME. MUCH LOVE AND HUGS.

LOVE AND LIGHT

IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

PS: PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IF YOU SEND PAYPAL, PLEASE MAKE SURE IT DOES NOT AUTO-CONVERT TO CDN DOLLARS – MAKE PAYPAL KEEP IT IN USD OTHERWISE THEY HIT US WITH THE EXCHANGE RATE AND THERE IS NO NEED FOR CONVERSION – IT HAS TO BE RECONVERTED BACK TO USD FOR SENDING OUT TO THE ONES THAT NEED IT, SO THERE ARE TWO EXCHANGE RATES THAT TAKE AWAY FROM THE WHOLE….BETTER USED BY THE PEOPLE BEING HELPED RATHER THAN PAYPAL
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--hobie

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