The following report has disappeared. I thought I had better repost it. I wouldn't want anyone to miss this.--Jana

The Slazon Report #001 (092000)
ALIENQUAKE!

The annual San Francisco Bay to Breakers Race is a re-creation of the pandemonium following the Great San Francisco Earthquake and Fire of 1906! At that time panic-stricken people rushed down the streets of the city in their nightgowns and ball gowns hauling bathtubs and pots and pans and anything else they could carry only it wasn’t for fun. They were running for their lives with whatever little property they could manage to run with. Little did they know that the disaster that leveled the city of San Francisco was entirely alien inspired and man made. It was time to reshuffle the real estate deck. The Bohemian Club members had decided they wanted the whole pie and nothing but the whole pie!

Now I know there are moving plates and all that geological business pointing to Mother Nature jus’ doin’ her thang, but guess what? The aliens have been here a long, long, long time, long enough to turn PARADISE (aka The EARTH) into hell (aka the world) which is their M.O. in the first place.

Sitting here, just this side of The Way strongly recommended by Jesus, I’m laughing out loud at the monumental absurdity of it all. It’s so incredibly funny. That it got this far, undetected by some of the “finest” [sic] most “educated” [sic again] minds of the 21st century is beyond belief.

The “Holy” [sic] Bible is fraudulent Truth. Yes, that’s what I said, FRAUDULENT TRUTH. And no, it’s not an oxymoron except to those who have swallowed it whole. Most of The Truth contained in the Bible can be found in Genesis One and in the Words SPOKEN by Jesus. The rest of it is fraud perpetrated by the aliens who identify “themselves” as “the lord(s)” of the Old Testament. You see, they could never rid themselves of The Truth because everything they vomit up originated in The Truth. They are shadows whose very existence depends on Light and Created Form. Without Light and Created Form THEY ARE NOTHING, NO THING, NADA, NYET, NINE, ZERO!

Would someone please tell this to the Hasidic Jews. Tell them that the ridiculous game they are playing is over. All their hard work, learning the rituals to turn themselves into automatonic slaves of “the lord”, has come to nothing. They will be in charge of nothing, as in nothingness. Of course, since their eyes do not see, nor do their ears hear, they probably won’t pay any attention to this well-meaning advice.

The Chicago Fire was man made also. DELIBERATELY STARTED. Real estate you know.

To understand what is going on you have only to ask yourself “Who benefits?”

“Who benefits from fine old homes in fine old neighborhoods?” The people who live there of course.

“Who benefits when all the fine old homes in fine old neighborhoods are turned to rubble?” Why the bankers of course, and their hand-in-glove Masons, and all the suppliers of building materials, and the transportation industry, the paint suppliers, the landscapers, the road builders, the pipe layers and on and on and on. The little people who were enjoying their little homes and gardens on pleasant tree-lined streets in cozy friendly little neighborhoods were STANDING IN THE WAY OF PROGRESS! They had no right to keep the bankers from MAKING MONEY and lots of it. So the larvae-infested bankers (aka alien hosts) just moved them out. And to make sure that no one wanted to come back and cause anymore trouble, the parasite-riddled bankers arranged it so the entire neighborhood went with them. In the case of San Francisco, THEY TOOK THE WHOLE CITY!

“First we take Manhattan,
then we take Berlin...”
--Leonard Cohen “First We Take Manhattan” I’m Your Man

That should be “First we take Egypt, then we disburse (aka Diaspora) and take everything else including Asia, the Middle East, Rome, Russia, the Americas (Central, North and South), Germany and all of Europe, and, not to forget, we dip down and take Australia too...”

Busybusybusy. Old World Disordering.

The alien shadows could never have done it without “the chosen ones”. You see folks, the aliens needed BODIES! And they got BODIES. And they get BODIES. The do it through CIRCUMCISION! When all the blood rushes to the “little head” leaving a temporary vacancy at the top, they slip their aliens in. That’s it! That’s how it’s done! They install their parasitical larvae which grows on the host body and eventually takes over. “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers” should be considered a documentary. It’s been going on for thousands of years.

I’m reading a book called “The San Francisco Earthquake” by Gordon Thomas and Max Morgan Witts (Stein and Day 1971). It’s really good. I recommend Chapter Five, The Big Rip. Just remember, for aliens to have gotten here in the first place, they had to be very, very evil since Divine Creation is Omnipresent and has no need for such tragic fools as “the chosen ones” or such foolish things as money or such tomfoolery as jealousy.

Jana Janus
Omnipresent