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Dateline: 04.14.99

BEAVER UPDATE

Cherry Tree Beaver Update For the last four days I have been receiving 30 second to one minute calls from my beaver Source. He said all lines of communication are compromised. Therefore he is unable to give me the full details of what happened when the Virginia Unorganized Beaver Militia assaulted Washington D.C.

He was able to tell me that the Clinton Commandos were laying in wait as the beavers hit the water of the tidal pool. The Commandos used a laser weapon, not guns. The laser is almost silent. It blinded the beavers and disoriented them. The Navy SEALS and my beaver Source accompanied the beavers. They wore protective glasses. But the beavers weren't that lucky. No one makes laser shields for beavers. (If you are not familiar with laser weaponry, I have an article from the European Parliament that describes them and other high tech weaponry)

The SEALS quickly herded the Virginia Beavers into the Washington DC sewers. My Source said that once they were inside the sewer system, they realized that they have access to every building in Washington D.C., and some they didn't even know existed.

My Source told me to watch for unusual happenings in Washington. The Cherry Tree Beavers are sacrificing themselves to remind Americans that this country was founded on truth and justice. We must do what we can to help the Cherry Tree Beavers.

Tell their story to anyone who will listen.

Send their stories to your friends and family.

The Cherry Tree Beavers are standing up for the principle for which the Cherry Trees were planted in Washington:

TRUTH IN GOVERNMENT

Tell your politician the Beavers are right! Lying is wrong! The American people deserve honest leaders. Support your local beaver and elect honest politicians!

RUSH LIMBAUGH FLASH

This morning on the Rush Limbaugh show, Rush talked about an unusual incident which occurred at the White House yesterday. The lights went out. They were out only a few seconds, but over 8 fire trucks were called, as well as ambulances. The official white House Liar, I mean spokesman, said that it wasn't a real problem. There was a small fire in a transformer box, nothing serious.

If it wasn't serious, then why were 8 fire trucks and an ambulance dispatched? My Beaver Source told me during one of his abbreviated conversations that the press isn't printing a tenth of what they know, and the White House isn't telling them anything.

Nancy Moses, a spokeswoman for Potomac Electric Power Co., said a small fire occurred in a bundle of wires at a transformer in a manhole on the White House grounds at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Rush talked about this incident for a very long time. Does he know something that the rest of us haven't yet been told? From his comments, a listener would believe that this transformer fire is just the beginning of a long Tom Clancy novel.

The Cherry Tree Beavers are in the Washington sewers. Could this transformer fire have been their doing? And if so, what else can we expect in the near future?

Someone must ask Rush what he really knows about this strange so-called fire. It was evident by his comments on his show today that he knows more about this than he is telling.