CLINTON WILL NOT RESIGN UNTIL HILLARY IS INDICTED Date: 9/19/98 2:00:25 PM Pacific Daylight Time THE PRESIDENT WILL TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HISTORY BUT ONLY AFTER KEN STARR INDICTS HIS WIFE AND FRIENDS Because vice President Al Gore is worried that a presidential pardon of Clinton and his gang of co-conspirators, will doom his chance for election in the year 2000.... he is refusing to pardon him. Therefore, President Clinton is being forced to seek alternative strategy to keep himself from being re-implicated in crimes and treason, in the upcoming trials of his wife and friends. The president takes a page out of Christmas Eve past He is praying, along with his new White House spiritual advisors, that congress will grant him a pardon if he resigns.... and if they do.... he has a little surprise in store for them in his resignation speech... HE WILL PARDON HIS WIFE AND FRIENDS BEFORE HE RESIGNS Subj: Clinton Will Not Resign Until His Friends and Wife Are Indicted Date: 9/19/98 From: Ru Mills WILL THE PRESIDENT TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HISTORY AND PARDON HIS WIFE AND FRIENDS BEFORE THEY ARE CONVICTED? Forwarded Message: Subj: Clinton Will Not Resign Until His Friends and Wife Are Indicted Date: 9/19/98 1:44:18 PM Pacific Daylight Time CLINTON WILL TAKE A PAGE OUT OF HISTORY WHEN HE PARDONS HIS WIFE AND FRIENDS President Clinton will not resign until his wife and friends have been indicted. If the America public wants this scandal would go away sooner rather than later, they should start a letter writing campaign to Lawrence Walsh, I mean Kenneth Starr, and ask him to hurry up with his indictments of Hillary Clinton, Sidney Blumenthal, James Carville, David Kendall and others. The sooner the president's friends and family are indicted, the sooner he can sacrifice himself for his wife and his friends, and do the right thing and resign. His resignation speech will go something like this, "There comes a time in the intercourse, I mean course of human events that a far greater injustice must be prevented by a personal sacrifice. This being the way things are, I have decided that it is best for America, as well as my personal friends and family, for me to resign. It is with a heavy heart that I submit my resignation. I realize that I am to blame for my personal downfall and I do not blame anyone for that. But I do blame that lying, underhanded scumbag Kenneth Starr for the indictments he has handed down against my best friend and wife, Hillary. She is an innocent victim of an out of control special persecutor. And so it is that I will grant her and the rest of my gang of co-conspirators, I mean friends, transactional immunity and complete blanket pardons for everything they have ever done in their lives. And with this, I give the American public my resignation. And I also offer an invitation to all my friends and fans to come visit me at my new address in the Disneyland Hotel, where I will be conducting a series of workshops and seminars in overcoming sexual addictions and pathological lying. These workshops will be covered by most HMO's, due to preplanning for my demise, I mean retirement, when Hillary and I were designing healthcare in AmeriKa. And for all of you backstabbing media critics who think that I cannot pardon people who have not yet been convicted, I would like to remind you of what my friend and partner from the old Mena days did in the last days of his reign, I mean administration. My predecessor on the throne, I mean in the White House, used his Presidential pardon to keep his friends from facing trial and conviction. And I know, all of you are saying that if good old Cap Weinberger had gone to trial he would have blown the ... I should rephrase this... he would have exposed all the dirty deeds of everyone in the Bush White House. What I am saying is that my esteemed friend and partner, good old George, did not come forth as I am doing, and sacrifice his career for his friends. He pardoned his friends and co-conspirators because he knew that if they went to trial they would offer testimony that would involve him in events that might get him indicted also. I had told George that I would pardon him.... hee hee... but I guess he must have seen my fingers crossed behind my back, and he went ahead and pardoned everyone himself. So, I want you to know, he was only looking out for himself. In my case, I mean, for my part, I am offering myself as a sacrifice so that my friends and my dear long suffering wife will not have to further endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune brought to their doors by that evil tool of the vast right wing conspiracy, Kenneth Starr. And so I will depart to my new home in Disneyland and allow the cuntry, I mean country, to get back to the business of business. And just in case you don't remember what George Bush did in his famous Christmas Eve pardon, here is a little piece I pulled down from the Internet to shove it in your face, I mean refresh your memories. And just in case, you think I am lying here too.... all you have to do is go to a search engine and pop in "Iran contra"... If you do this, you will see a scandal that was really a scandal... and all those folks got off scott free... of course, they were Republicans and probably paid the salary of the vast right wing conspirators. And so, with humility and shame hovering over me, I contritely offer my resignation. Of course, with my resignation, I will be keeping my pension and my million dollar travel budget and of course all my Secret Service guards. And in the future, I want all of them to be under thirty, female and firm. No fat broads need apply... you hear that Monica. Lose that weight before you come back to me! And so I bid you all a fond farewell until we meet again. Zeigheil.... I mean goodbye. You won't have good old Bill to kick around anymore. From the Internet: Caspar Weinberger was Secretary of Defense during the course of the Iran contra affair in June of 299, he was indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of concealing from congressional investigators and prosecutors thousands of pages of his handwritten notes. The personal memoirs taken during high level meetings detailed events in t1985 and 2986 involving the Iran Contra affair. Weinberger claimed he was being unfairly prosecuted because he would not provide information incrimination former President Ronald Reagan/. Caspar Weinberg was scheduled to go on trial January 5, where the contents of his notes would have come to light and may have implicated other, un-indicted co-conspirators. While never directly linked to the covert operations of the Iran Contra affair, he is believed to have been involved in the coverup of the ensuing scandal. According to Special Prosecutor Lawrence Walsh, Weinberger 's notes contain evidence of a conspiracy among the highest ranking Reagan administration officials to lie to congress and the American public. Some of the notes are believed to have evidence against then Vice President George Bush. The point that should be remembered here is that Caspar Weinberger was indicted, but he was never tried or convicted. George Bush did not pardon a convicted criminal, he pardoned an indicted conspirator.